Ryan Cooney

Describe yourself in 3 words: Not overly tall.

Tell us a secret: I’m actually a renegade super-hero at the weekends.

What would be your superpower of choice? It would have to be time manipulation, it encompasses all elements that you need.

The 1st gig you went to? Foo Fighters – MEN Manchester

5 guests, dead or alive, that you would invite to your dream dinner party: James Brown, Charlie Chaplin, Henry VIII, Barak Obama, Ferne Cotton

Who would play you in a film about your life? Mick Hucknell

What terrifies you more than anything else in the world? Grown men with extremely high pitched voices, or small children with very low voices…either way it’s just not right.

What’s in your fridge? Apple Juice, milk, 6 pack of lager, ready meals and tuna sandwiches.

What makes you happy? A good sleep.

What’s your best quality? My Hair

What do you wish you could do that you can’t? Sing or play an instrument without people having to leave the room to save their ear-drums.

What 3 things could you not live without? Music, comedy, my car

Do you snore? Not that I know of.

What was your 1st job? I had a paper round at Westminster newsagents when I was 13, this is where I found out that I was not cut out for early mornings.

How do you relax? A drink, sunshine and a John Mayer album

 

Favourites…

Item of clothing: Beanie hat.

View: Any cityscape.

Seaside Resort: Blackpool.

Decade for music: 1985 – 1995 (does that count?)

Quote: "Apple-Mac-users; they are to humanity what Cheestrings are to cheese" – Charlie Brooker

Tipple: Southern Comfort and Lemonade.

Sitcom: Shameless.

Season: Autumn.

Detective: Poirot.

Animal: Spider Monkey.

 

Either or…

Supermarket or Local Market: Supermarket

Red Wine or White Wine: White Wine

Chinese or Indian: Chinese

Taxi or Walk: Taxi

Cats or Dogs: Dogs

CD or Download: Download

Glass Half Full or Half Empty: Glass Half Full

Sandwiches: Triangular or Rectangular: Rectangular

Texting: Predictive or Spell out: Spell Out

Coffee or Tea: Tea